Religion, Race Complicate Value-Based Voting
Value based voting would be so much simpler if only people didn't have any values.
Tweens Discover Exciting New Pastime of Self-Injury
In related news, a new craze known as, "rock 'n roll," is corrupting the nations youth at an alarming rate.
Sex Education Classes Prevent Few Problems
A columnist struggles with the facts of life.
Facing Grown-up Life is A Scary Thing to Do
This reporter, (aka Tim) will be leaving USC with memories of all of the rad stuff (i.e. two different versions of Fight Club) that he has come to love so much during his experience in college.
Open Letter
If only it weren't in vain.
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1 comment:
Ahhgg I started reading each of the articles but had to stop. I felt my brain seizing up from the banality of it all.
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