Monday, March 2, 2009

Don't Expect Too Many Updates

The DT has actually increased in quality over the past year. This means that it is completely worthless now. It isn't bad enough for humor, and it isn't good enough to stimulate. Bluh. All good things must end.

I will loyally continue to post terrible content, but I refuse to lower my standards. Stay in touch.

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Mediocre Star Posthumously Accorded Talent

The next time you think to yourself, "Man I fucken wish I wrote for the Onion! I could totally do that shit," think of this guy and how hard he fails. You don't want to be this guy, and trust me, you aren't funny either.

If you couldn't stand that, then whatever you do don't click here.