Indie Festivals not Worth the Hype

If you've ever been to a concert of any kind, then read this to learn how you've been tricked.

Only McCain Offers Complete Package in Bipartisan Plan

America is broken, and John McCain knows it. You know it. He knows you know it. He's got simple plans. Don't worry. The world is simple, and John McCain wants to fix it for you. That's right. Just drift off to sleep and John McCain will fix everything. John McCain. . . John McCain . . . John McCain . . . . . . . . . . . . .

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Bamboozled Into the Life of Being an Adult

It's Wednesday. Which means that Shaia Moore is once again betting on the muse, only to find that she doesn't have one.

The Morbid Side of a Killer's Psyche

Read about how Jared Leto has been in movies, and this time he's in another one.

Cell Phones Bring Risks, Dangers, Along With New Lifestyle

Amy Baack comes to the stark realization that cell phones are a big part of life.

Southern California Metal Band Refuses to be Stereotyped

Let yourself fall into the mind hole that is the world of Avenged Sevenfold.

Religion, Race Complicate Value-Based Voting

Value based voting would be so much simpler if only people didn't have any values.

Tweens Discover Exciting New Pastime of Self-Injury

In related news, a new craze known as, "rock 'n roll," is corrupting the nations youth at an alarming rate.

Sex Education Classes Prevent Few Problems

A columnist struggles with the facts of life.

Facing Grown-up Life is A Scary Thing to Do

This reporter, (aka Tim) will be leaving USC with memories of all of the rad stuff (i.e. two different versions of Fight Club) that he has come to love so much during his experience in college.

Open Letter

If only it weren't in vain.

Living Large in the U.S. Rock Mecca

The harrowing tale of a burnt out groupie.

'The Sopranos': T.V. at it's Addictive Best

The sopranos was a show. She likes it.

No New Articles Yet

Spring break is over, but the Daily Trojan has not begun production of new issues yet. Hopefully they will be back on top of things tomorrow.

The Perils of Biking to Class on Campus

Learn why you should be afraid for your life every single day.

What Does Indie Even Mean Anymore?

Lauren Barbato just doesn't understand why everyone thinks she is this totally quirky, free spirited indie girl; which is waaay indie.

Dodos Save Mediocre Show

Read about how The Dodos sound approximately like a mixture of incomprehensible descriptions.


USC Smoking Policy Accepted

Apparently USC has a smoking policy which most find perfectly acceptable.

Open Letters

The other bands who opened for The Dodos fight back.

Benefits of Special interest Floors Questioned

Professors and students agree that special interest floors are good, but this reporter just can't help but pretend there is a controversy.

How to Relearn the Tradition of Hunting

A teenage girl explains how the elderly are ruining society.

'Scene' it Time and Again

A hipster inspects her life and finds nothing.

Public Busses Make for Stressful Trips

News Flash: riding the bus sucks.

Origins of a True Movie Cineast

A college student rambles.